Nice Surprise

[Ishrub]

Ah yes - who wouldn't!

Ooooooops. Aaaah, error made, I have.

Parts of a bell: 1. yoke, 2. crown, 3. head, 4. shoulder, 5. waist, 6. sound ring, 7. lip, 8. mouth, 9. clapper, 10. bead line

'Clapper' not 'Clanger'

I reckon John's would do a good job too though!

Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will.

Urban Dictionary: clangers