New World Record

[Steel]

Brother, that was 45 pounds ago!
All of my cycling lycra now is camo

So now you identify as a tree?

 

[scot in exile]

I was light years ahead of all these chicks with dicks and guys with tits and whatever else we have nowadays, ever since a very early age I have said I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body

 

[Steel]

I was light years ahead of all these chicks with dicks and guys with tits and whatever else we have nowadays, ever since a very early age I have said I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body

And all this time I thought you were a Billy goat trapped in a man's body.

 

[Mighty Mouse]

So now you identify as a tree?

Oh crap, I can't stop laughing!!

 

[idk]

I was light years ahead of all these chicks with dicks and guys with tits and whatever else we have nowadays, ever since a very early age I have said I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body

That explains the kilt.

 

[Jag]

You must identify as a peacock, that's why you wear the bright colored spandex

you know what the call a female peacock?

 

[Ishrub]

you know what the call a female peacock?

A real Peahen in the ...

 

[AussieMick]

That is awesome, rings true in so many ways

 

[EasTexRIII]

So now you identify as a tree?

No, just a “stump”

 

[atlsrt44]

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