Maggie valley June 2019

Duct tape will fix that

Duct tape used to be that good. Not any more.
Darkside tires on a trailer! It'll never go round corners

Paul, the tyre looks new. It should not have failed. Can you imagine if car tyres failed like that?! Ask JW about his motorcycle tyre failure during the trip to Talihina.
 
I was more offended by your stripper boots
They are a bit different aren’t they

I’m a little eccentric for sure and that is proven by the fact that I ride a Rocket. I do love bike gear and the retro look but most of it does have a function. These boots mostly attract homosexuals. Sandy says they’re gayer than chit.

No offense intended to all our gay members.