If you don't know the difference between girls and ice cream, that explains a lot.
So a lady goes to buy some shoes, the salesman is kneeling down trying shoes on her, he looks up her dress and sees she's not wearing underwear. He exclaimed loudly, boy, I'd sure like to eat that p***** full of ice cream. The lady is angry, goes home and demands that her husband go to the store and beat the guy up. He says, #1, I told you many times about going out without underwear, #2, you already have more shoes than you'll ever wear, and #3, I'm not gonna mess with anyone that could eat that much ice cream.
...a guy is walking down the street when he spots a shop with a sign which says.."We sell all flavours of ice cream!"...so in he goes to take a look.
The shopkeeper says 'Can i help?'..."Do you have an icecream tasting like p**sy?' the guy asks...'Why yes' the shopkeeper says and proceeds to go way down the other end and makes this big icecream and hands it to the guy....the guy gives him a 20 and while the shopkeeper is getting his change he takes a bite and is pulling this ugly face when the shopkeeper returns.."What's the matter" says the shopkeeper..
This tastes like shyte!" says the guy..."Oh!..you took too big of a bite mate!' says the shopkeeper.