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For those of you who do not like lemons can always use orange pledge, and for those who swing all ways they have multi pledge
Look - Special Pledge for Johnsons - For men in skirts everywhere.
 
I use an extremely new fangled liquid. It's basically Oxidized Hydrogen. There is a brass valved outlet in the garage and it literally pours out. Used liberally with an alkaline infused vegetable oil. Dirt (pun intended) cheap. Buffed dry.

I will occasionally admit to a supplementary coating of Plexus on Screen and (not-OEM) Headlight lenses. A present.
The best I have ever used on any bike was a nano-cleaner/finisher - leaves a fine ceramic film which is anti-bacterial (bugs do not stick) and does not scratch. But teh free samples dried up - OK my mate went bust (probably because he gave too much away)
 
No more references to sex with goats please - you know it will only lead to unwanted kids.
Bah Ha ha.
I have a 2014 R3 Roadster, when I purchased it the bike shop told me to use Mr Sheen as my roadster has the matt paintwork and ordinary cleaners are bad for It, so that is what I have used since brand new. Still looks as good as new
 
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