I hav a man cave room in the back of the house and it has a small porch on it. I call it the aft pissing deck. That bush that used to be small has had to be cut back continually. Apparently it loves urine fertilizer.
I prefer to go out side but have to read the wind before I set up. BTW I always sit down when I have to go in the middle of the night. I can’t stand to turn on a bright light and prefer to stay as asleep as possible.
When a public restroom I usually stand while at the urinal. I am constantly amazed at the amount of pee on the floor in the men’s rooms. I mean really if you can’t hit one of those things? Also stand closer, I don’t wanna see your junk, you know I’m looking right? NOT!