How do you park your Bike

[Mittzy]

**** Mittzy!! I bet your extra nice to your wife!!

That woman is very well cared for... well thats my story

 

[TOMCAT]

Yep... It went something like this!!!
TC's pump gets turned off.....
PA System: Would the motorcyclist on pump 5 please remove your helmet!!!!
TC: WTF???? Get ***d WTF don't you ****z wana sell me fuel.

TC is not backward in coming forward.
Was entertaining but TC had a good point - He was wearing an open faced helmet.
Stern words with the operator.
A few things you cant do at the bowser:
1- Smoke
2-leave your helmet on
3-sit on your bike whilst filling up
and jam your fuel cap in the nozzle handle when filling up you car (Instead of holding the trigger)

That was me trying to be 'diplomatic and polite' .. should see me when I get wound up .. hahaha. These bullsh!t rules they just make up out of the blue and then scream them out at a bloke over the p.a system .. who wouldn't get a tad testy. Used to just throw the f#ckin nozzle onto the ground when they'd turn the pump off .. jump on the bike and ride off.

 

[rayjay]

Wow Tony
I couldn't trust my wife to park like that...the stupid ***** would drive over the bike and into the house
She tried to get the dog into the car the other day and he wasn't having it...he's one smart old boy

RJ

 

[CanberraR3]

That was me trying to be 'diplomatic and polite' .. should see me when I get wound up .. hahaha. These bullsh!t rules they just make up out of the blue and then scream them out at a bloke over the p.a system .. who wouldn't get a tad testy. Used to just throw the f#ckin nozzle onto the ground when they'd turn the pump off .. jump on the bike and ride off.

That's more like it.

 

[idk]

That was me trying to be 'diplomatic and polite' .. should see me when I get wound up .. hahaha. These bullsh!t rules they just make up out of the blue and then scream them out at a bloke over the p.a system .. who wouldn't get a tad testy. Used to just throw the f#ckin nozzle onto the ground when they'd turn the pump off .. jump on the bike and ride off.

Then it's probably your fault that they make those stupid rules - so they can get a better picture of you before you ride off.

 

[pete.triumph]

Yep... It went something like this!!!
TC's pump gets turned off.....
PA System: Would the motorcyclist on pump 5 please remove your helmet!!!!
TC: WTF???? Get ***d WTF don't you ****z wana sell me fuel.

TC is not backward in coming forward.
Was entertaining but TC had a good point - He was wearing an open faced helmet.
Stern words with the operator.
A few things you cant do at the bowser:
1- Smoke
2-leave your helmet on
3-sit on your bike whilst filling up
and jam your fuel cap in the nozzle handle when filling up you car (Instead of holding the trigger)

only do the last one when filling up my diesel ute just takes too long , i can check under the bonnet ,grab a coffee.................... while its filling

 

[pete.triumph]

one time when i went to pay at a servo with helmet on she told me to go back out take off my helmet then come back in and pay she refused to take my money so i just left the money on the counter in front of her and walked out then she said you are band don't come back beeeeeecccchhhhh

 

[ruzzle]

Stebel air horns are very good as you ride out past the cashier's window......

 

[Mittzy]

only do the last one when filling up my diesel ute just takes too long , i can check under the bonnet ,grab a coffee.................... while its filling

Last time I tried that (150 litres diesel in my Prado) they shut the pump off

 

[nolton]

That was me trying to be 'diplomatic and polite' .. should see me when I get wound up .. hahaha. These bullsh!t rules they just make up out of the blue and then scream them out at a bloke over the p.a system .. who wouldn't get a tad testy. Used to just throw the f#ckin nozzle onto the ground when they'd turn the pump off .. jump on the bike and ride off.

I really have to try and make a trip your way mate. I would pay someone to spout some stupid rule to you just to watch the show.
The only thing that is as funny as a angry Australian is an angry coonass, and thats some funny sht!!