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I tasted a small chunk and then went back for seconds. I felt like a jr. Coonass.

Me likey . . . "Junior Coonass"!!!
T-Shirt inspiration???


JUNIOR COONASS
Chorus:
Up in the air junior coonass
Up in the air upside down
Up in the air junior coonass
Keep your noses off the ground

When you hear the grand announcement
that your wings are made of tin.
Then you know that Junior Coonass,
has turned his box tops in.*

For it takes: 5 box tops,
4 bottle bottoms,
3 coupons,
2 wrappers,
and one thin dime!

C-o-o-m, C-o-o-n, C-o-o-n-a-s-s
Coonass, Coonass, Coonass
Buzzzzzzzz!

* Alternate Verse
When you hear the doorbell ring (buzz, buzz)
When you see the badge of tin (tin, tin)
Then you know that junior coonass
Has turned his box tops in.
 
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I am here to give you mouth to mouth should you ever need it ..........
 
That'll sound great with your beautiful melodious daughter singing the dittie. She and Sr. Coonass could do a video.
 
Yep...definitely one of those secret parts. And there were many.