The New Year has got nothing to offer the old year hasn’t f&cked us with already, it’s just a different number on the calendar. But you all go ahead and pretend things are gonna to be different.
My 2019 resolutions are to abandon more sugar, drink more water, exercise more, get a concealed carry license, take the family back to Florida for spring vacation, make new business relationships in the north and northwest US, and go to at least two concerts before Rock Music completely dies