Like the old story, the doctor said "I have good news and bad news...The good news is you have six left to live..." Doctor, if I have six left to live, what are the bad news?? (Doctor looking at the sweep hand of his watch

"Five, four, three, two...."
I had one of the original 'Pierre Terrebanche' Ducati Multistradas, a 1100S That is the bad news. As fuel tanks go that is as bad as it gets. The Rocket has only doused me in fuel once, my own stupidity to get distracted at the wrong time. Fortunately I'm at a point of my life where fertility is not as big of a concern as the urge to shed all clothes to wash off fuel from very sensitive, er, parts.
Won't be happening again anytime soon. (I can't believe I'm admitting to THAT episode!)
Is it a dumb design? Well, here in California where we have these recovery shrouds over the filler spouts, the system works fine if you're an octopus. Two hands will barely do.
But I found THAT episode extremely motivating, it's amazing how adaptable and inventive you can be!