Cops

The only ticket I've gotten that I feel like I didn't deserve was


When I crashed my roadster the officer gave me a ticket for operating a vehicle with wheels off the roadway. It's kinda like... Why would I intentionally ride my 3 month old 800lb motorcycle off the road. I tried to fight it but when the officer did not show they were going to reschedule. Sigh. That's my grief with officers

The other two times I've gotten tickets I knew I was in the wrong and just paid them (93 in 70 and 88 in 70)
 
Dam tdragger how did you get that picture of me.
 
Parking Cop's Funeral
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Policeman's funeral, a voice from inside screams:

"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:

"Too bloody late pal, I've already done the paperwork"
 
The other two times I've gotten tickets I knew I was in the wrong and just paid them (93 in 70 and 88 in 70)[/QUOTE]

I contest every one i get ... i don't give a shiit if im guilty or not
 

You can remember every ticket you ever got
 
TOMCAT said:
The other two times I've gotten tickets I knew I was in the wrong and just paid them (93 in 70 and 88 in 70)
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I contest every one i get ... i don't give a shiit if im guilty or not [/QUOTE]

Tomcat I bet your a blast to hang out with.

Wish you could come to New Orleans with me.
 
Tomcat I bet your a blast to hang out with.

Wish you could come to New Orleans with me.[/QUOTE]

Got a better idea Nolton , move down to Texas with Wetrudgeon ... he's got a couple of oilwells in his back yard . Pinch a couple thousand barrels , whack'em on E-Bay and sell them. Use the ill-gotten funds to come to Australia ..... hurry up though RDU is on in a month
 
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