Cops

[hegels]

The only ticket I've gotten that I feel like I didn't deserve was


When I crashed my roadster the officer gave me a ticket for operating a vehicle with wheels off the roadway. It's kinda like... Why would I intentionally ride my 3 month old 800lb motorcycle off the road. I tried to fight it but when the officer did not show they were going to reschedule. Sigh. That's my grief with officers

The other two times I've gotten tickets I knew I was in the wrong and just paid them (93 in 70 and 88 in 70)

 

[skydog1000]

Dam tdragger how did you get that picture of me.

 

[Mittzy]

Parking Cop's Funeral



As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Policeman's funeral, a voice from inside screams:

"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:

"Too bloody late pal, I've already done the paperwork"

 

[TOMCAT]

The other two times I've gotten tickets I knew I was in the wrong and just paid them (93 in 70 and 88 in 70)[/QUOTE]

I contest every one i get ... i don't give a shiit if im guilty or not

 

[CanberraR3]

The only ticket I've gotten that I feel like I didn't deserve was


When I crashed my roadster the officer gave me a ticket for operating a vehicle with wheels off the roadway. It's kinda like... Why would I intentionally ride my 3 month old 800lb motorcycle off the road. I tried to fight it but when the officer did not show they were going to reschedule. Sigh. That's my grief with officers

The other two times I've gotten tickets I knew I was in the wrong and just paid them (93 in 70 and 88 in 70)

You can remember every ticket you ever got

 

[nolton]

The other two times I've gotten tickets I knew I was in the wrong and just paid them (93 in 70 and 88 in 70)

I contest every one i get ... i don't give a shiit if im guilty or not [/QUOTE]

Tomcat I bet your a blast to hang out with.

Wish you could come to New Orleans with me.

 

[TOMCAT]

Tomcat I bet your a blast to hang out with.

Wish you could come to New Orleans with me.[/QUOTE]

Got a better idea Nolton , move down to Texas with Wetrudgeon ... he's got a couple of oilwells in his back yard . Pinch a couple thousand barrels , whack'em on E-Bay and sell them. Use the ill-gotten funds to come to Australia ..... hurry up though RDU is on in a month

 

[CanberraR3]

Do it!

 

[ponters]

Yeah Nolton, come hang with us!

 

[nolton]

Who do I ride b**ch with?