Attention Grabber

[slick rick]

So the title of this thread is "attention-grabber", and I remembered that old ad about the kid on the beach and the sand-in-face incident. I am glad it bought back some memories for some, it did for me.

So, after a bit of argy-bargy about how we might "grab" some attention with our bikes..

Do we do like @FunkSoulBro :
a) just park the rocket and observe the attention our fine bikes receive and feel a certain self-contained pride, knowing we have reached the pinnicle of motorcycling greatness?

or use the @Rick Morris method
b ) go out and kick some Rocket dirt in some young punk's face, on a "lesser" bike, to feel good about ourselves?

c) kick H-D riders asses only, spare the other makes?

I was thinking: does the guy on the Fury go home and apply some Bullworker whoopass to his Honda? Does he just concede that he should just give up and buy a Rocket so he can go out and kick some lesser souls ass too? Does FuryGuy get emotional about his new feelings of inadequacy,buy a gun and go postal?

Well, from my point of view, all of the above but I like kicking Japanese ass the most. Any japanese ass. Its a WW2 thing. Don't ask. My Bike(s ) are attention getters, and a lot of women seem to be attracted to them. Of course, sometimes there are certain benefits to this. But I don't think there is any one set of rules that could cover us all. That's why I wanted a Rocket. Because im not one of the 'norms', im an individual. My bikes (Pony and Shorty ) are just like me. Different. Fury guy is Fury guy, he will do what ever.Thats his choice, and he chose a Fury. I chose a Rocket, and a long time ago, a Bullworker.

 

[Lostride]

Nice rack, but check out her Trapezius (traps) muscles, some guys would die for a set like hers, an Aussie girl for sure

hey @slick rick , she will need some muscle to hang on sitting on that chrome plated biitchpad, complete with the air vents to freshen up the old pink bits on the way home after you seduce them with your bike?

 

[Wrecka]

Let's just take a step back here , many times while sitting at the lights in " shock horror " a car I have seen a couple bikes of numerous makes and models take pole position and a lot more times than not it turns into an in unplanned drag race , even seen female riders in the mix act the same way

 

[slick rick]

hey @slick rick , she will need some muscle to hang on sitting on that chrome plated biitchpad, complete with the air vents to freshen up the old pink bits on the way home after you seduce them with your bike?

I have put this up before but WTF, could fit three on the Rocket I reckon

 

[Wrecka]

I have put this up before but WTF, could fit three on the Rocket I reckon

FARKENNNN SHAZZZZZAAAAAMMMMM

 

[FunkSoulBro]

Thread Killer? Cant beat that...or can someone?

 

[FunkSoulBro]

I have put this up before but WTF, could fit three on the Rocket I reckon

Trying to read the tatt.."Ive been..."

 

[slick rick]

Trying to read the tatt.."Ive been..."

it sez ' I've been hammered repeatedly by Slick Rick ".

 

[idk]

Hey @slick rick, I can see folded up $10 notes in three different places. Is that your handy work?

 

[slick rick]

Hey @slick rick, I can see three folded up $10 in various places. Is that your handy work?

I told them I didn't want to be paid for my work, so I let them keep it. No charge, cos I'm that kinda guy. LoL Actually they are Skimpys that work at my local bar, theyre a lot of fun, and great personalities. No probs in showing off all their stuff, so long as we're discreet about it. No I don't pay for this, its just good fun. Some wanna come for a ride with me n my mates, but my missus would take a dim view n probably shoot me. This is my chicky, Tammy.