Why the Western Australians wont ride to RDU

Roos got to be the most stupid creatures ever to suck wind .. 9 times out of 10 they will run straight into you .. even if that means they have to turn around mid-hop .. dumb as f#ckin rocks
I met a really stupid duck on the way to work yesterday morn , i slowed down enough to let it waddle across in front of me and then it did a world speed record 180 back to headbutt my engine guard bars...........
 
Ah!! but did it taste good on the BBQ last night ?