Warning Sticker Removal

Daytonastar said:

Never mind the stickers, try finding the 10 pages of useful information literally crammed into 178 pages of the user manual.

amongst my faves:-

Do not lend your motorcycle to others. [no kidding]
This motorcycle is...not designed for off-road use. [see above]
In an accident, a motorcycle does not give the same impact protection as a car. [see above]
Never attempt to ride with the side stand down [see ab.... - oh, you get the idea]
Do not carry animals on the motorcycle
Never swallow antifreeze
Never swallow battery acid
Never wax .... the brake disks


There are actually 220(!) warnings and cautions (yeah, slow evening here)

I don’t know what kind of battery acid swilling, animal carrying, brake disk waxing lunatics they think buy their bikes, but I think straight forward Darwinism would have eliminated most of these before they got into a position where they could get their hands on a 2500cc motorcycle. Apart from me of course, I’m off to chug a pint of antifreeze while I flick matches into my gas tank, laters.

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wjb said:

Careful there! Those warnings are there to save your life.

How else will you know that you shouldn't check the gas level in the tank by using a match?

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Jay said:

I use the acetylene torch, brighter light

I have heard it suggested, that if we ever have a population problem to just remove all the warning labels and warnings in the books so common sense can prevail and thin the herd of the rest

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