Like the Irish couple upstairs in bed. She's reading and he's trying to sleep but the neighbors dog keeps barking!.
He try's putting his head under the pillow but to no avail! "That bloody dog!" he mutters, "I'm gonna fix it!" and he's outa bed and off. "Watch what your'e doing" she yells "It's not our dog!"
The dog stops barking, he comes back and is climbing into bed and the dog starts up again!
"Well that didn't work" she said, "What did you do?"
"I put it in OUR yard" he said "See how THEY bloody like it!!"