Johnny and Sammy are sitting in the living room talking when Sammy’s German shepherd walks in lays on his side and starts licking himself, sammy looks at Johnny and says don’t you wish you could do that Johnny says well yeah but I’m afraid he might bite me
I went to my doctor for my bi-annual check up. As we were chatting he told me about one of his other patients. You see the fellow was addicted to soap. The good news is the doctor said he is OK...... because he is "clean" now.