Sssssssssssmmmmmooooooookin

Wrecka

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Went with the club to the Vietnam Vet and Vets MMC Bike n Trike show on Saturday. They had a hard time getting anyone up to compete in the burnout comp, thought id represent the R3 , only 3 bikes compete i got second place and the only Vet club member to compete on his Harley took 1st, mates said i made twice as much smoke, even if i'd won i would of given him the 1st prize as my DS is still servicable.
 
QLD of all places!!!!!! I thought they had that thing under control!!!!! And those Vets......well at least you were in good company.
 
M8,
I thought tyres were spendy in OZ?!?!?
 
I forgot.
They are indeed for SMOKIN'!

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