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Very nice of her to wait on you for the birth, hopefully she was as patient for the conception.
Funny, I don't normally work out of town, my wife told my boss if I wasn't home she was calling him when she went into labor. And the first time she woke me up she said I told her I was too tired, wake me when the contractions are closer
 
Funny, I don't normally work out of town, my wife told my boss if I wasn't home she was calling him when she went into labor. And the first time she woke me up she said I told her I was too tired, wake me when the contractions are closer
It's funny how the little things in life seem to stick in your memory..