Self-riding bikes....

I see a green frog, still good.

sonny said:

I see a green frog, still good.

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Trust me, that's just the liquor! You would believe it was a green leprechaun if you had a skinfull even if the cycle was riderless. Me, I can see Elephants once the whisky, wine, whatever kicks in.

Thank god I don't eat custard.

Q: Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
A: So they can hide upside-down in the custard.

Q: Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?
A: No? Well, it must work.