Second bike

Lifelong Biker said:
I have both Harley and Rocket. All I can say is you will DEFINATELY need to hire her!
( To dust off the Harley, from NO USE!!!! )
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Mate in South Australia got a Rocket and an older model Wideglide .. Harley just sits in his shed , might take it out once in a blue moon. Rocket gets ridden daily Sentimental value the only reason he's hung onto it . And the cost of getting her in !!!!
 
Does anybody know roughly when hell is due to freeze over?? Because according to my wife Melinda that is roughly around the time I can purchase a second bike lol.


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Evil Mitch said:
Does anybody know roughly when hell is due to freeze over?? Because according to my wife Melinda that is roughly around the time I can purchase a second bike lol.


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Might be able to talk your wife around if you lower your sights a bit mabey a scooter??????????
 
Haha na no scooter for me . I'll keep riding the rocket everyday I just wanted something to ride to work so I don't have to clean the rocket as much and also to keep the ks down a little but ohwell it's all good . TC is probably rite I'd end up riding the rocket everyday anyway .


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Reminds me of an ad I saw for a bike. It was in perfect condition and only being sold because, apparently, "do what ever the f*ck you want" didn't mean what he thought.

You could try telling the wife that hell has already frozen over, as "proven" in the following essay which was answering the question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
 
Maybe your lovely wife would be a happier if you bought a second hand street triple , speedie , thunderbird or a bonnie ... know that we all would anyway Mate you'd change if you bought a Harley , get tattooed , grow a long beard , wear a leather vest ... oh hang on ... that's what you're like now !!!
 

Haha yeah might look at a second hand streety or something when I got some coin. Probably be more practical . Yeah we don't want me turning into a tattood bearded freak hey TC lol


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