Rules of the Road???

I admit I have broke rule #1. I wish I’d seen this list years ago. I do offer my bikes for others to ride all the time.
 
Rule of the road (for me):

Never get drawn into a dark side conversation with a darksider.

Almost happened tonight, but I recognized the bait and in my head, I saw this and threw out a "they can be ridden fine, if that's your thing", and let it go...
 
Fark a bunch of waving if you’re in traffic, a turn, or your left hand is busy doing something else. Keep your eyes on the road.

Or, if you are a hooligan... go double suggested speed mid turn of a left hander on the sisters and wave at the sport bikes that are going slow the other direction...