Remember This?

Do not give a eff where he was born but all these paranoid effers will tell you he was born on Mars, with all the top secret gov agency's over here trust me when I say they checked every detail out so yes he was born in America now can you tell me where pig faced thatcher was born.
 
She was spawned in the bowels of hell. The scars of abandonment litter the landscapes still across the Valleys, and in the faces of impoverished communities. Would you have come back 'home' and no longer remained in Exile if your compatriots had voted to keep the Sassenachs out of meddling in your affairs?
 
Well if we have a choice of who to snuggle up to I think Australia wins. Any nation who produces Kylie and Olivia Newton John gets my vote.
To hell with any of them I nominate that you bang MrsBrown[no pun intended) if anyone has not seen MrsBrowns boys search utube

Why does it not surprise me that you'd find that show entertaining
 

Never knew Mel was born here!
Was he raised in OZ?
 
Never knew Mel was born here!
Was he raised in OZ?

Unfortunately we do need to put our hand up for that one. In our defence he was doing ok while living here.. Since moving to the USA .. went downhill big time.
 

If not married with two kids(well adults now) maybe but no way in hell would I leave my kids, as you know being from wales it was the same in Scotland the daughter of two mongrel dogs making love destroyed vast areas of Scotland.
Do not know your age but you will remember or have heard of the 84/85 miners strike I was a miner at seafield colliery and stood shoulder to shoulder with quite a few welsh miners.
The vote for independence can be brought right back to Thatcher the damage she did in Scotland, wales and North England will in some areas take generations to undo.
I left in 1985 therefore I had no say in the vote although it should have been Scottish born only who should have voted, but breaking away would have been mind boggling all four countries are so tightly intertwined through trade together fighting in wars together etc etc
Now be nice to the English as you know every good scotsman should own one or two of them
 
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home, oh no no no
I'm a Rocket Man

Elton John

I've been burning out my fuse out here alone, for a long time.....