People are screwed Up

phar2slo said:
How does a sheep farmer in New Zealand get his partner to push harder during intercourse?

Takes a sheep to the edge of a cliff.
Apparently the back up harder. From what I have heard.
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Actually, that position is called " sheep on a cliff" ask any Spanish speaking man out there
 
mexican said:
Actually, that position is called " sheep on a cliff" ask any Spanish speaking man out there
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Don't the sheep herders also wear oversized boots so they can put the rear legs of the sheep inside their boots as they push the sheep towards the cliff edge? Asking for a friend...who lives in Florida.
 
Couple of young sheep farmers - not saying they were necessarily Kiwis, or Scots, but…. - came across a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. One couldn’t get his pants down fast enough and had his way with the sheep. Turned to his mate and asked if he wanted to have a turn. ”Sure” he said excitedly, turned round and stuck his head in the fence.
 
 
I think the moderator's Bearclaw may come out and swipe this thread away!
It could be lucky and just get flicked to the Final Drive.
 
''''i heard that too...his name was 'BAAAAARRY'
 
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