Now it's gushing oil

Where do YOU reckon they should be....?????

Just wise crackin' at those FAKE peace symbols.
I reckon that I even noticed them is an indicator I be OVER the hill!
 
What peace "symbols" are you referring to?

Everyone but old fuddy-duddies know that those are genuine chicken footprints.
 
We need to make sure those nipple are index by using .10 nm of torque and see if there 10 mm diameter it all has to be done by hand though
Not at all i totally understand the point TC is making , im not a tight ass and if i had the spare coin id prefer to have the bike in the shop for all maintinence

I prefer to do it my self if I'm capable of doing it and is not to save $ its because that way I know there won't be any near enough is good enough I like to get everything spot on