The " having a word " comment was meant in the best possible way with no intention of offence ! As I stated a bog standard R3 will outhandle other big cruisers hands down ! What tyres do you have on the bike ? As the wrong ones will make it handle like a lemon !
Whichever way you look at it , any motorcycle , especially a British made one with 2300 cc and a 240 rear section tyre , can never really be cheap fun ! The more fun I have on mine , the more it costs but to be honest , absolutely worth it !
Don't give up on the beastie yet coz I promise once you have the measure of her , no other bike compares . I am in Devon not too far from you , I would rather take the trip to meet up with you than feel your disillusionment !