New shirt idea ?

I would go front and back if that was an option. I would make the front one look bigger as it would be stretched around my gut...
 


Ill take 2 XXXXL's
 
The story I heard was ... in ye olde British times urine was used to set dye in wool and the 'piss' was shipped to dyers. There's an argument that the phrase then originated from the boat captains not wanting to admit to carting around piss so would make up stories about what they were carrying...such that they were not 'taking the piss'.... blah blah blah...here we are today re-appropriating the idiom to mean mocking or making fun of someone - in Oz its usually because they've done something embarrassing...