MAYBERRY DAYS 2016

Dude, you need to call your friends when that happens.

I remember on a ride with my lovely bride, we were returning from a 1,000 mile trip, and I was still getting used to the gauge on the Touring. I pulled off at an exit on I-81 in the boonies of Virginia, and there was a shell of a station the likely last pumped gas when it was 29¢/gal, and next to it was an abandoned restaurant. I went into that parking lot to turn around, and coming back to the main road, it had been paved several times, and there was no transition from the lower parking lot pavement, and I stopped with one tire up, and before I knew it, the bike went down on the left side. The Touring doesn't go far, but far enough my wife and I could not pick it up (at least against the little rise it was on). My wife had no warning the bike was going down, so she hit the pavement pretty hard, and immediately hopped up, glaring at me, "Why did you do that ?!!" She was in no mood to sit around -- one of her enduring qualities -- so she huffed over to a little no-tell motel -- the only thing around within eyesight. She returned with a wiry little south Asian man -- my wife is petite and this man I think was even smaller. Bottom line, the three of us pulled the bike right up, and I handed the guy a $20 for his trouble.

Call your friends -- cheaper than physical therapy (even if you have to buy pizza) and probably more fun.

Just a thought.

Hope you get better soon.
 
You, my friend, are an honest man.

Only two kinds of bikes: those dropped, and those going to.

Only two kinds of sailboats: those run aground, and those going to.

Only two kinds of concrete: that cracked and that going to.

And so the world goes.
 
Go and watch a police motorcycle skills competition, they drop the Harley all the time,watched a 110lb female cop lift it up like it was nothing. They stand with their back to the bike,crouch down and use their legs to walk it upright,left side,they kick the stand down when up,right side ,they open the stand and let it fall onto it. Another method,which I thought was neat,it's already down, so what's the difference? They push the bike further over on the engine guards,and use the momentum when it comes back up to assist standing it up.
 
I'm glad you're coming, Jay...My bike who'll be dirty, so I will need the rain to wash of the grime, but leave the grins.

At physical therapy right now. Pulled a muscle in my leg picking up the Rocket, again. :-(
I be glad to see u again to John been a long time don't worry my bike needs washing to the rocket ain't no light think to pick up I know