Be careful Dennis the only bad thing about England is that it has a lot of Englishmen in it. Try the curry some of the best in the World and keep your hands in your pockets holding on to your wallet.
Go and see a football(soccer)game that will open your eyes to a true sporting experience and finally bring me back a present-remember I gave you a t-shirt when we went to Nashville.
I got you a nice Ace Cafe London "Rockers" t-shirt...hope it fits...it's a large.
As far as a "real" football game goes...I had enough of those "snooze fests" when the World Cup was on, they ought to just have a "kick off" at the very beginning of the game and not waste the spectators time with 90 minutes of "boredom".