Idiot on a goldwing

Like I've said in the past, the wing is most likely a very nice ride. But, if I was going to buy a bike like that, hell I would just buy a Honda Civic!

Speaking of Honda Civics:

When people marvel at the size of my R3's motor, they often say, "Geez! That's like a car engine!"

I correct them and say, "No, it's actually a bit larger than a Honda Civic motor."

That always gets a great response.