I think I need a new mountain bike!!!!

The end of the 2017 riding season draws nigh for some of us.

As for you others, only you and our Creator knows what drives or possesses ye.
 
Sparks - well I suppose so.
No idea who those two gormless looking waifs are but jeez my sister had bigger arms than that when she was 12 and a better moustache! The other bloke looks like he ended up as the second head of Zaphod Beeblebrox!