I know I'm a sign nut.

If I walked up to that restaurant and saw that sign, I'd leave immediately. There's no way in hell you'd get me to eat there.

I mean seriously, an "A" rating? There's no way that squeaky clean solyent green is any good. Give me a good "B" or "C" rated greasy diner, or taco joint any day.
 

In our local "chew and spew" Cafes you cannot legally carry a pocket knife makes us all safe
 

But they have gator and mudbugs!