I know I'm a sign nut.

Saw this in a bathroom today.

Easy answer!
As the years pile on, the eye has little to do with the aiming of a piss!
The aged urethra pinches off kinda like placing your thumb over a garden hose.
The pee can go anywhere within about a 270° radius.
 
Easy answer!
As the years pile on, the eye has little to do with the aiming of a piss!
The aged urethra pinches off kinda like placing your thumb over a garden hose.
The pee can go anywhere within about a 270° radius.
Now you know why grandma kept that U shaped floor mat around the toilet...grandpa.