I know I'm a sign nut.

Anyone know where to apply to be a camp counselor? Asking for a friend...


I applied for a job once at a girl's reformatory ,at the interview they asked what qualifications I had
I said I was a qualified diesel fitter,
what good would that do at the girls reformatory
I said I could supervise the clothing issue for new inmates
These will fit her and these will fit her and these will fit her
I didn't get the job!