I haven't been on my bike since late August...

Have you tried the TEETER HANG UPS machine ?
 
. . . and I'll just bet it works better with this:

I'm a convert and now Pledged for life. I was surprised to find a can in the cupboard, used it all after washing my bike and got heaps more grunge of the wheels and engine and got three more cans for my birthday present.
 
I'm a convert and now Pledged for life. I was surprised to find a can in the cupboard, used it all after washing my bike and got heaps more grunge of the wheels and engine and got three more cans for my birthday present.

OH GOD NO!!!
 
Are you commenting on my lack of popularity and that my only BD present was 3 cans of Pledge! Or am I so unpopular that my Mum was just giving me a hint to do more cleaning

Only that you also now think pledge is a god!