How do you park your Bike

That's just being prudent, especially the bilingualism, given where you live!

What I really detest is when a motorcyclist parallel parks, using up the entire parking space on public roadways by themselves... how frikkin' rude!!!
 
Jim, you took the whole garage!! Where will Adriana park the bus!!???
 
I just put an alarmed disc brake lock on my bike whenever I have to leave it. Some thieves do the "toss the bike into a van" type of thievery... good luck, unless you brought three guys to help. And the alarmed disc brake lock will prevent riding it off and will make noise if someone moves the bike.
 
Where ever it's easy, Rocket is heavy and I come in at 72 kilos so there's usually not much to it other than out off the way of the traffic and kick the stand down. Fu#k trying to park pretty just park smart.
 
This is how mine gets parked at home.
A tight squeeze.
She hasn't hit it YET!!!!!