Ian:
Welcome to the forum from Texas, USA. You cannot yet tell from the welcomes so far, but there are some civilized members on this forum. No really, there are some.
Absolute bull**** how can you say such a thing and you being from a sheep loveing nation
I have rode in my kilt before but it is hard to get ant speed going as my tager is scraping on the ground and my nuts are acting as two huge wind breakers.
I maybe the only member on this site who has had another member from this site feel all around under my kilt, no not a guy but Uncle Jesse lovely wife Deanna boy does she like a man in a kilt.
I was told long time ago if a lady needed to check some kilt wearing scot's identity all she'd need to do was to reach under and feel the family jewels of said scot upon which if she determined it was a quarter pounder surely she 'd be talking to a Mc donald