Getting my bike back



If you ever brewed your own beer, it taste like wort. I may start brewing beer here and I am sure I could make a vegemite beer for fun. I think even making bread some sowed into the dough would give it a nice flavor. We bought it in little vegemite and cracker, single serves like cheese and cracker ones we grew up with back home... not a big fan on a cracker but fresh white bread and butter with a thin smear of vegemite not to shabby...
 
vegemite or marmite?

chick goes to see her Doctor,' doc, i shaved off my pubic hair, now it wont grow back'! Doc sez' ok, im gonna put vegemite on the left side only'.' come back tomorrow.next day she gets to the doc;s..Amazing...her pubes are back.left side only..miracle! Doc sez, this time im gonna put marmite on the right side only.Sure enuff...next day the right side is as hairy as the left. Perfect. Chick sez' Doc, why didnt you use vegemite for both sides???Doc' i wanted to prove that no C#nt knows the difference!'