Close Calls - Stupid on 4 Wheels

This reminds me of the 2003 to 2008 time frame when we lived in Hickory, NC. We were amazed at the high # of traffic encounters where cars came around blind mountain curves in the middle of the road. I don't mean in the middle of their lane but straddling the center line of the road. We also learned what a "liquor sickle" is. DUI drivers are only allowed to ride them, mopeds, if they have jobs they need to get to, otherwise they hoof it, thumb it or get chauffeured.
 

Yep- Hickory is just down the road from me. I didn't realize liquor sickles were unique to our area. It's what we still call them here.
 
Well said, Amigo!
BTW - You gotta get out more!
Your area traveled is woefully limited.
 
In Missouri, there's a myth that you can ride a <50cc scooter without a license, making scooter shops the first stop for those with fresh DUIs. It's completely false. The only thing you can ride under an administrative suspension is a passenger seat or a bicycle. And if you're a repeat offender, or get caught riding a bicycle drunk, you can be barred from that.

If it weren't for the potential for collateral damage, I would be all for a law only allowing DUIers to operate >100hp sport bikes.