The list of reasons is funny, but inaccurate. Many people my age (mid to late 20’s) are interested or riding motorcycles. Typically they lean towards sport bikes or older classic bikes, super cross and dual sport bikes have become popular as well . In my opinion this is typically an affordability decision followed by an ease of use decision.
The $25k cruiser is a status symbol. With that kind of money, the younger generation would rather a sporty (sit,Miata, used Bette’s and mustangs) car over a motorcycle.
We are going full circle towards the smaller maneuverable bikes of the 70’s.
I will also note that many people my age seem to be buying the Sportsters, not really caring or even entertaining the thought it’s a “girls” bike.