Border Crossing Info

Last weekend in July

Bah, work commitments If nothing else can be support crew through N. Texas if needed.
Depending on what time you roll through Fort Worth might tag along for a tank or 2
 
Wow that is a long run Morris I'll bet it will be Followed by a nice hot bath to ease the Bum if you can still feel it, how many miles is that

Not counting the run down south to the border about 3,400 miles in three days
 
You can take a gun.

Need prior authorization from Canada, disclose gun to customs.

No guns with 4" or less barrels. Other prohibited firearms. Gun must be secured and no open or concealed carry allowed.

Fines, outright gun loss or worse to violate Canadian law.

Thought I was doing ok Florida to Arizona in less than 3 days. 16 hours one day.

What is that stuff? Monkey Butt cream?
 
@1olbull @TO rocket @HansO shouldn't be a bad ride, even if not so interesting in some stretches. A little more info...

Day 0: Home to Roma, TX...356 miles and spend the night with my riding partners family.

Day 1: Mexican border just across the river from Roma, TX to the Hard Rock hotel in Sioux City, IA...1252 miles then 6 hr rest stop.

Day 2: Sioux City to Canadian border and back...953 miles and another 6 hour rest stop

Day 3: Sioux City to Buffalo, TX...864 miles to end the ride then about 1 1/2 hours home

Whole trip somewhere in the neighborhood of 3,425 miles

Paul...firearms already squared away...they will stay on this side of the fence

@Slyanide ...we should be in or around Ft. Worth around noon on day one (7/29)
 
Thanks, Morris!
I didn't know twas BOTH WAYS!!! HOLY $HIT!
Are you familiar with masochism?
Do you like her to frequently whip & beat you?
Just askin' . . .
 
Thanks, Morris!
I didn't know twas BOTH WAYS!!! HOLY $HIT!
Are you familiar with masochism?
Do you like her to frequently whip & beat you?
Just askin' . . .

Yeah...I know...probably a stupid thing to do just for a patch, but I need a couple more registered rides to qualify for the Ironbutt rally next year. Now that is really crazy $hit. It is billed as 11,000 miles in 11 days, but the guy that won last year rode something crazy like 17,000 in 11 days.
 

I HAVE SOME OF THAT STUFF ATTACHED TO MY ROADSTER!!!
 

Is that there the four corners (of the US) ride I have heard about?
More power to ya!!!
I just be too much of a pain p-u-s-s-y to do that!
 
Oh, and I know this is blasphemous, but the Redheaded Slut and The Blue ***** will both be staying in the barn for this trip. This is basically a shake down cruise for my Ultra Classic which I plan on riding in the IBA rally next year