Backup ride

Lol, all the dive bars in North Tonawanda, where I grew up, had bicycle racks out front.
Two guys had casts on their arms once, they got in separate bike accidents the same night, my buddy with me said that's quite a coincidence, both getting in motorcycle accidents the same night. I told him no, bicycles, they both fell off their bicycles and broke their arms.
And a married couple I knew were out separately and both got DWIs the same night. She hit a train, a moving train, it didn't hit her, she ran into it
And her husband showed up in court for his sentencing, 10am, so drunk that they revoked his bail and locked him up and rescheduled his sentencing. These are the people I grew up with, lol. Most of them are gone, very few even lived to 60.
 
I can never remember the John Deere slogan. Is it "Runs like a deer, smells like john" or "Runs like a john, smells like a deer"?