Brother in law had a turf farm in Hervey Bay.
Spent the morning cutting turf and packing it on pallets for delivery to building site to lay instant lawns for snobs that afternoon.
Brother in Law, right pain in the arse knows everything, climbs on the tractor starts it so we can load the truck.
Picture this, he is yelling abuse at some kid working for him, this is usual for the prick to be yelling at some one.
Whilst he's off in his tirade of abuse a rather large bright green tree comes out from under the seat and looks him in the eye.
Brother in Law stops abuse and screams like a shelia in a horror movie, jumps straight up and backwards in one move, landing on a pile of pallets, tears in his eyes, feeling the back of his duds checking to see if he shat himself.
Snake no where to be seen, four of lying on the ground crying with laughter, and we got the rest of the off.
